JaconWes's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FF: Mixed in Balamb2(3/3)]

final fantasy final

heh dude ive seen the other 2 and i have to say (no offence)
that the first 2 were better than this one barely any humor but the story was good and u are really good in the drawing kep it up a 3.5 out of 5

[Dog V.S Jesus - Part One]

Thou Shall Not Kill !!!!!!!!!! ?Its ur cleregy

heh before i get into wht was good and stuff i have questions
1. are u catholic?
2. do u hate dogs?
heh
anyways nice graphics and idea yes i do want to see the next episode i do because this is pretty good and ill be surprised if this doesnt make front page.
heh and that the jesus joke was hilarious. "its the bosses son, JESUS CHRIST, exactly.
And the star wars music was perfect the sound was crystal clear.
although u could of left the darth vader joke out if u know what i mean.
make sequal soon, a 4.5 out of 5

[Mortal Kombat Mishaps]

teh w00tness u have

omfg the best of the best in mk parody in my opion i loved everything and since i loved this flash so much im gonna tell and kinda review all 8 of em.

1. the indianana jones blooper hilarious im mean good fun and his dad wit da toasty woot ma friend woot.
2.ya know dnt u hate it when u do a move and it backfire liu u dumbaz why did u do the flying kick move, but thats not up to me, he pays dearly for it.
3.i never did trust that block........FATALITY.......again?
4.he wins friendship, but the MK king want's the loser to die, damn eiresponsible drivers.........;)
5.ow i never wanna be on the wrong side of that attack.(watch this to find out what im talkin bout ill give u hint.....kami)
6.i hate renegade robots who steal and for some reason stryker always ends up giving his enemy a led filled death, oh and the last part is good because it talks about an incedent at a certain super bowl ;)
7.heh my least fav but in a way its funny. ( i hate clowns kill clowns must kill)
8.lol lol this one is pretty funny god i like that bannana and his song too=(...................>:D
well thats all of them and i salute u this a perfect 5 out of 5

[Stirred Not Shaken: TWINE]

i must be dreaming.........

hly monkey on crack that was the shiznet it kicked ass i mena u used all parody elements.
graphics style were good (work on drawing ur guns).
sound and violence were awesome.
and thehumor was off the charts.
my favorite part was when the guard started doin larry's woowoowoowoowoo.
this flash of mr.bond gets a 4.5 out of 5
i'll have this flash shaken not stirred

Wonchop responds:

lol. it was actually Zoidberg's wooooowoowowoow

[The Unabombers - Slipknot]

oi

heh i9 kinda liked because it was crazy and if that was slipknot music im surprised but u didnt do that well oh well tho im prove everything and i have one question WHY WERE THE CREDITS IN JAPANESE U?
if u were gonna do that u shoulda added subtitles
a 2 out of 5

[Halo Armageddon]

7h3 w007n355

that was pretty aawesome for ur first time, i dnt know how u did all of the ations and voices but who cares anyways graphics are mediocre style awesome good violence and sum good irish lad
a 4 blasted worms out of 5

Jack-Mace responds:

how do you say....token from the game-cd

[Star Wars: RotS]

Star Wars of \/\/07/\/355

here i am eating my reeses puffs at 1 30 in the morning and bam i find this before i get in the funnies ill go int the main details drawing was good (almost as good as Sir Legendary of Frog) the musci awesome, diologue dnt get me started it rocked, violence and humor were well balanced too.

Ah now to the good stuff windu with his shaq attitude (im talkin bout the show from the 8's) yoda and obi wan were boh funny but not as funny as windu or anakain.
I also had to go to the bathroom real bad when i watched (on the day it came out) but the difference is i had a slushy and i had to go 20 min into the movie..........

sry sry sry i blabbed off for a moment anyways u did good no complaints keep it up, and this is for X-play
5 lightsabers out of 5!!!!!!!!!!!! ROCK ON!!!!!!!

[Cutethulhu]

lol lol yay cute anime =]

like skip_cat said i love all anime and i agree anykind anywhere foo.
this was a masterpiece but its a little childlike u know ages 6-10.
this was the best doujinshi flash ive seen yetwhoever drew it go to japan and go to the doujinshi festival and u could make ur own series =P
anyways it was awesome cute and well drawn and the sound was good. but lets not forget the end the skeleton banging his head lol lmfao that was funny i love random events that make me laugh.
a 4.5 out of 5.........

Note: Doujinshi means fan artor manga made by random people =]

touched responds:

Thanx. I don't plan to go to Japan again, but I of course continue to animate here. A more literal translation of doujinshi is "self-publishing", BTW.

[Zelda's PRIDE force]

dam triforce........

this wasnt good or bad or even ugly it was...... rocking ma friend rocking.
it was good average drawing and voice and humorous of course one problem why did u have to include the dream after dream sequence and with it u put gay moments oi oh well dude im alright wit it make another flash plz and ur anime way of drawing is aweome to

Note: this is not to piss anyone off but its the truth we boys like looking at lezbo's and women love to look at gay men it's natural....

[Final Fantasy QFF 2]

awww u dirty sum bisch........

why did u do that ='(
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oh well i can wait dude i kinda like ur work it was better this time but practice on how to spell on ur laughing k rock on mo foo (jest jkin buddy)