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Total Medals Earned: 179 (From 45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,655 Points

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Score!

Medals Earned: 20/21 (370/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Solipskier

Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/110 points)

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Achieve 1m points in a single run.

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.

Nice Jump 5 Points

Get 100k points in a single high jump.

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Achieve a 50x multi.

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Achieve 100x multi.

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Achieve 50m points in a single run.

Sick Air! 25 Points

Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/375 points)

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 11/17 (275/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Takeover

Medals Earned: 7/22 (100/480 points)

Banner Time 5 Points

Set 5 banners in a battlefield in a mission

Epic Battle 5 Points

You squads must enter in the heroic state 20 times during a mission

General Mobilization 5 Points

Purchase 10 squads in a mission

My Precious! 5 Points

Open a treasure chest

Veni, Vidi, Vici 5 Points

Complete a mission with the Perfect rating

Valor of the West 25 Points

Complete the Duchy of Westaria campaign

The Holy King 50 Points

Complete all the Duchy of Westaria missions with Perfect rating

Justice of the Lord 10 Points

Issue all the basic edicts of the Duchy of Westaria

Patronage of the Cult 10 Points

Issue all the basic edicts of the Icedales Cult

The Law of the Steppe 10 Points

Issue all the basic edicts of the Crimson Horde

Enchanted Kingdom 25 Points

Control 7 obelisks at the same time

Freedom of the North 25 Points

Complete the Icedales Cult campaign

From Hand to Hand 25 Points

Seize strongholds 10 times in a mission

Great Army 25 Points

Control 20 squads at the same time

Land of Artisians 25 Points

Control 7 mines at the same time

Onslaught 25 Points

Destroy 30 enemy squads in a mission

Peaceful Place 25 Points

Control 7 farms at the same time

Put It Into Treasury 25 Points

Collect 3000 gold in a mission

Rampage of the South 25 Points

Complete the Crimson Horde campaign

Test of Faith 25 Points

Use the ultimate spell 5 times in a mission

The Great Khan 50 Points

Complete all the Crimson Horde missions with Perfect rating

The Prophet 50 Points

Complete all the Icedales Cult missions with Perfect rating

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/405 points)

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

The Sagittarian 2

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/140 points)

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Tiananmen Square

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Student Protestor 10 Points

Complete Wave 1.

Tremerz

Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)

Bros B4 Hoes 50 Points

Round up the troops.

Valentine 10 Points

Guide Valentine to safety!

Burt 25 Points

Guide Burt to safety!

Earl 25 Points

Guide Earl to safety!

Heather 25 Points

Guide Heather to safety!

Melvin 25 Points

Guide Melvin to safety!

Mindy 25 Points

Guide Mindy to safety!

Ladies Man 50 Points

Only save the women.

Worm Master 100 Points

Rescue EVERYONE!